The Stock Market Conundrum revealed…
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Recently as I watched the last few stocks that I had fall below my purchase price from a high of about ten times that less than 12 months ago, I had an epiphany..or was it a meltdown…or a crying fit..or the feeling of being absolutely in no way in control of any of my finances..I’m not really sure at this point but I did realize one amazing problem with the stock market. Call me stupid for not realizing this sooner but alas if I only profit from this one giant revelation during this economic mess then I will be better off for the rest of my life. Here it is: The stock market, and by default yours, mine and all our friends’ stocks, are always worth the most when we don’t need the money and inversely are worth the least when you most need the money. I feel like a fool and yet a wise fool now. I have been learned..schooled..and I feel smarter and more broke than ever in my life. Thank you Jesus!
So just to be clear you remember when your stock guy called you in the past all happy and talking about how your stocks went up this much…and then this much..and then he did this..and then this..and now they are worth this much..and so on. Well, that’s because everyone’s stock guy was telling them the same thing. The market was rising and everyone was happy that their “air money” was increasing. This is all great but then you also remember when that inevitable moment came where he said this: “No, just let it ride..the market is going up..we’re going to try to get it to such and such a price..and then sell it”. But the market never went up..or if it did he didn’t tell you because he was drooling over his own trading account. In the meantime, whil you were unconcerned and planning your tropical vacation the market did what it always does. It went down! Why? Because that’s what it does. The market always goes down whenever it is really high and whenever you are rolling in the dough and the economy is kicking so is the market. Who needs the money right? Well, you..because it’s going to go down and your stock broker is there to make sure you go down with it. They coach you all the way down into losses and this statement: “Well, now you just have to wait until the market corrects itself”. The only problem with this is that now you need the money because the bank cut off your line, your bills are adding up and the money coming in is drying up faster than your banker can say “Sorry, there’s nothing we can do..can I help you with anything else today?”. (and to this statement I would like to say please stop asking this when you can’t do anything for me. It’s like pouring salt on our wounds.)
So my epiphany is this…Sell the stock when the market is high! I would say buy it when it’s low but this is also a really bad idea…hoard it under your mattress. Your stock broker will think you are an idiot! Do not listen. Your spouse will complain because he/she can’t move into a 10,000 square ft. house next week. Buy them roses or a new ipod but don’t listen.
Lastly, your friends will most likely laugh at you. Suck it up. Just remember that when they come asking to borrow money when the stock market crashes again….and then you’ll be the one laughing..well, not out loud or your friends will hate you..and with good reason you money hoarder!
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Steven Saldebus is a clothing designer/entrepreneur currently exploring the use of recycled and sustainable materials for use in fashion.
This blog about trying to live a smarter, more progressive life while absorbed in consumer culture.
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