More and more I am hearing about how Canada is falling down the list of countries that have progressive energy, environmental, labour and even business policies. In just about a month the US will have better policies in all of these areas..hmmm..makes me wonder.
Below is a joke. If you have heard it before…are tired of hearing it or think it is long winded and goes on longer than it should to prove something that we already know..well, then slap me and call me Stephen…..Harper that is.
enjoy,
The Cowboy
An Alberta cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote
mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust
cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brionioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray
Ban Sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If
I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd , Will
you give me a calf?’
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks
at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, ‘Sure, why not?’
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook
computer, Connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a
NASA Page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation
System to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another
NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop
and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that
the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected
Excel Spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his
hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer then turns to the cowboy and
says, ‘You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.’
‘That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,’
says the cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks
on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, ‘Hey, if I can tell you
exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?’
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, ‘Okay,
why not?’
‘You’re a new Member of Parliament for the Canadian Government’,
says the cowboy.
‘Wow! That’s correct,’ says the yuppie, ‘but how did you guess
that?’
‘No guessing was required.’ answered the cowboy. ‘You showed up
here even though nobody called you, probably on some expense account; you
want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never
asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you
don’t know a thing about cows…this is a herd of sheep. Now give me
back my dog.’